Dear Mr. President,

Patriotic retirement:

There’s about 40 million people over 50 in the work force;

pay them $1 million apiece severance with three stipulations:

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.

3) They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis fixed.

All National financial problems fixed!!!Simple — Dum de dum dum…….This cost about $3 zillion less than the stimulus and bail outs. I want my check!!!